I HATE BAD DRIVERS (RANT)

Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
02/20/2015 at 22:27 • Filed to: Rant, rants

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WELL, I'M NOT A PERFECT DRIVER BY ANY MEANS, BUT AT LEAST I ACTIVELY TRY TO FOLLOW RULES.

TONIGHT I WAS JUST DRIVING MY FAMILY TO AND FROM A RESTAURANT TO CELEBRATE MY DAD'S BIRTHDAY AND THE LUNAR NEW YEAR BUT I ENCOUNTERED 8 DRIVERS IN ABOUT 30 MINUTES IN TOTAL OF DRIVING THAT EITHER DROVE WITHOUT THEIR LIGHTS ON OR DID !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! WHERE THEY FAIL TO YIELD AT AN INTERSECTION BY TURNING LEFT IMMEDIATELY WHEN THE LIGHTS TURN GREEN THEREBY CUTTING OFF ALL THE ONCOMING TRAFFIC LIKE THE DOUCHEASSCUNTS THEY REALLY ARE.

/RANT

/WHYAREWEYELLING


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > scoob
02/20/2015 at 22:29

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everyone in Brooklyn drives without their lights on because they think streetlights work


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > scoob
02/20/2015 at 22:35

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YEAH FUCK THEM.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Brian Silvestro
02/20/2015 at 22:37

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Y THEY SO DUMB DOE


Kinja'd!!! scoob > jkm7680
02/20/2015 at 22:38

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YEAH


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > scoob
02/20/2015 at 22:39

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Apparently in Burma, driving w/o lights means it's nighttime.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/20/2015 at 22:48

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Where have I heard this before?!


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > scoob
02/20/2015 at 22:50

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Fifth Gear?


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
02/20/2015 at 22:51

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Definitely Low Gear.


Kinja'd!!! Chase > scoob
02/20/2015 at 22:52

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Top Gear, one of the last 2 episodes (can't remember which one)


Kinja'd!!! Conan > scoob
02/20/2015 at 22:53

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I had a guy nearly slide towards me going the wrong way, on the ice, on a one way side street. Thankfully (and perhaps surprisingly) I got the Crossfire over onto the curb. Neither of us were going very fast.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
02/20/2015 at 22:53

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Perhaps it was reverse gear?


Kinja'd!!! scoob > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
02/20/2015 at 22:54

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"Tonight, on First Gear...

Dropping the clutch at a green light..."


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > scoob
02/20/2015 at 22:58

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yep.. I figure about 7% of the population is criminally insane at any one time. I try to drive aggressively defensive. I know a bunch of people I encounter everyday can't drive worth sh** or simply are not paying attention so I will drive for them. 20 years later and the only thing that's touched me a d*mn deer.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Conan
02/20/2015 at 23:08

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Wrong way on a one way street. Da fuq.

I forgot to mention. Earlier today I was on a highway overpass when we hit traffic on the other side of the "hill". The livery cab in front of me slammed on its brakes (because all cabs must do this) and since I learn to drive in a nearly 3 ton SUV, I also had to slam on the brakes but I went in the shoulder too. Gave my dad a proper scare there, heh.


Kinja'd!!! Conan > scoob
02/20/2015 at 23:10

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It was in a truck, too. I don't believe it was a 4x4... but he still should've been able to turn around or not slide so bad.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > scoob
02/21/2015 at 00:02

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What you driving there Scoobs?


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > wafflesnfalafel
02/21/2015 at 06:46

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how does one drive aggressively defensive?


Kinja'd!!! scoob > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
02/21/2015 at 11:12

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'98 Isuzu Trooper


Kinja'd!!! scoob > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
02/21/2015 at 11:56

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Whoops, it's 2 tons lol. Not 3.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Captain of the Enterprise
02/23/2015 at 22:43

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ok... maybe proactively defensively. 4way stop? I'm not going to wait for somebody to fart around. Getting on the freeway? I am placing my spot from the top of the ramp, (is that car going slow? not paying attention? big truck? I am out ahead of them.) Pedestrians not paying attention? I am going blip the horn. Passing a bicyclist? I am going to ride the LEFT dots to make that biker nervous so they are paying attention. Drunk? I am going to pass you with two lanes of space and leave you to crash into something behind me.